FisticuffsCall me odd?Now we're even.
HermaphroditusAphrodite's hair.Helen's face.Adam's apple.
Decree AbsoluteWe married.Exchanged rings.Fools' gold.
Sense MemoryI developed taste.We lost touch.
Out For The CountCalm before math homework.Bloody aftermath.
Back To BaseBoys.Baseball.Broken window.Home run.
Classic(al) Move(ment)Fancied whole orchestra. Managed first bass.
InnocentSammy woke abruptly from his dream.He was back in the garden in the sunshine but the scene was still vivid in his mind. Mummy pale and lifeless with bruises on her throat. Daddy slumped over her, blood seeping from his chest.Sammy's mother glanced across at him."That's a lovely smile, sweetheart," she said.
Unreliable NarratorSherlock Holmes stories?They were doctored.
Meta-PhysicalFought writer's block.Lost the plot.
His Big BreakAssigned a non-speaking role.I'm speechless.
Breaking EvenBroke her heart.Broke his nose.
His Better HalfBride/GroomWife/Husband /Widower
Parenting For BeginnersNew baby?There's always teething problems.
Musical ChairsThree women.Three bladders.Two toilets.
DisclaimerShe wore disclaimers instead of skin.
Loneliness At 4:03am Tick.Can't. Tock. Tick. Sleep. Tock.
Sans regrets"I love you." Message not received
Volume Setting: 27But odd numbers bother my OCD!
The Serial KillerHer blue eyes made exquisite trophies.
Sans regrets: Part II"I miss you."Message not sent.
And in Opposite Directions is Where We'll Go... -------------> I went Right You Left me
A Mortal's Love TriangleLoved by Life; betrothed to Death
NightmarePlot twist: you can't wake up.
CrowBarGot hammered.Nailed her.Husband saw.