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Got hammered.

Nailed her.

Husband saw.
Written for #SixWordStories.
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:iconlaughmakerana:
LaughMakerAna Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Great job with this six word story!
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SCFrankles Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks so much ^^ :thecarlton: 
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:iconlaughmakerana:
LaughMakerAna Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome! :D
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JoPierce Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
Awesome.... too bad this guy turned out to be tool.  

*wink*

Great job.
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:iconscfrankles:
SCFrankles Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:giggle: Well, I think his spirit level was to blame :D

Thank you so much, and thanks for the fave too! Maracas 
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TheUniSquirrel Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconitsbeautifulplz: Wow. You've done it again.
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:iconscfrankles:
SCFrankles Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
(That's a disturbing "plz"... ^^") Thanks - I do like this one :aww:
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leyghan Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:lmao:
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:iconscfrankles:
SCFrankles Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:giggle:
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astrangeallure Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D :D
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:iconscfrankles:
SCFrankles Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:giggle:
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Karinta Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student General Artist
Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I groaned, but I realise it's an excellent pun!!
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:iconscfrankles:
SCFrankles Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Please feel free to groan :D I know my puns often have that effect on people :giggle:
Thank you so much for the faves! :icongivecupcakeplz:
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Karinta Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Well, you're welcome. :la: :hug:
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tenrec4tea Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Oh, gross! Horrible! Nice work!
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:iconscfrankles:
SCFrankles Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I never thought that having my work described as "gross" would be such a compliment :D Thank you so much!
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tenrec4tea Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
bahahah Congratulations, you have passed a marker as a writer...
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anapests-and-ink Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Have I mentioned how much I love your wordplay? I love this so much.
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:iconscfrankles:
SCFrankles Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You have mentioned it once or twice, yes ^_^ Thank you for putting up with my puns ^^

And thank you for the fave! :ahoy: (I appear to have become addicted to this emoticon...)
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BobbyJ2501 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
lol, just playing a little "carpenter" with her, then getting the crap kicked outta ya. ;P
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:iconscfrankles:
SCFrankles Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Er... well... essentially... (yes :blush:)
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:iconresmensa:
resMENSA Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
I´m totally shocked about your mayhem mind... ;)
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:iconscfrankles:
SCFrankles Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Me too ^^" :blush:

Thank you for the faves! A couple of my favourites in there ^^
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:iconresmensa:
resMENSA Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
:D:D
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:iconlifeuncommon:
lifeuncommon Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
Good one! :thumbsup:

An all too believable story at that.
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:iconscfrankles:
SCFrankles Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks ^_^

I suppose comedy and tragedy are close together sometimes ^^"
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lifeuncommon Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
A little too often for comfort, I tend to find! ^^; hehe
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Fluffytheartist Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm glad you didn't call anyone a "tool;" that would've pushed the wordplay too far, which, as it is, is really funny.
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SCFrankles Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Well, you know the drill - puns are my vice. It was a wrench but I managed to avoid calling anyone a tool. (It's probably at this point someone hits me over the head with a crowbar in order to get me to shut up...)
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Fluffytheartist Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Eh, when you get into the nuts and bolts of puns, hammering in the point too hard makes people clamp on to the outrageousness of your word play and complain more than a bit on how you didn't scale it back. If it really starts to grind someone's nerves, then you start getting called "caulk" or "square," and then it's really just out of hand. I mean, I guess by then you know when the jig is up, but it's best not to let it get to awl that.

I think that's an acceptable amount of puns, but if you tell me it isn't, I'll most certainly call you a plier or a hack (saw). Grommet.
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SCFrankles Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That's quite a considerable and uninhibited flow of puns... You hadn't been drinking had you? ^^ Perhaps I should check your spirit level...
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Fluffytheartist Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't drink, lol. That's one hundred percent sober word play, :D.
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TheChesherCat Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
...Wait, I get it! :XD: And you know, for a second I felt I must be misinterpreting it, I wasn't expecting something like this from you. But very well done :)
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SCFrankles Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks ^^ Sometimes I feel the need to step outside my comfort zone a little bit ^^"

I'm so pleased you thought it worked. Thank you for the fave! :D
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eiarain Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
Woops :P
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:iconscfrankles:
SCFrankles Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, indeed ^__^
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0hgravity Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe, nice one.

I like the "tag" like rhythm to this.
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SCFrankles Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you ^^ I'm relieved you like it. It felt a bit risqué for me (I'm such a delicate flower...) but I couldn't resist the wordplay ^_^
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0hgravity Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe, a bit risque, yes but that is quite the irresistible wordplay.
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