FisticuffsCall me odd?Now we're even.
Unhand MeDexter was right:Lefty was sinister.
CrowBarGot hammered.Nailed her.Husband saw.
Decree AbsoluteWe married.Exchanged rings.Fools' gold.
Out For The CountCalm before math homework.Bloody aftermath.
HermaphroditusAphrodite's hair.Helen's face.Adam's apple.
Trouble in Paradise"Adam...""Dearest?""You're not my type."
Meta-PhysicalFought writer's block.Lost the plot.
Romeo and Sergeant JulietShe takes my fingerprints.Cardiac arrest.
Musical ChairsThree women.Three bladders.Two toilets.
TrophiesBronzed skin.Silver coins.Gold-digger wives.
Parenting For BeginnersNew baby?There's always teething problems.
The Heterophobic"I'm not gay," said his boyfriend.
Awkward"She has your eyes!""...Shes adopted..."
Loneliness At 4:03am Tick.Can't. Tock. Tick. Sleep. Tock.
Sense MemoryI developed taste.We lost touch.
Over Before You Know ItCaught stealing.(Just a short sentence.)
Sat Nav Cross- roads.Left road? Wrong road. Cross.
CriminalCriminalNormal Citizen,Innocent,Til caught.
She promised him forever....Forever never lasts long, does it?
Six Word Story: I Win"I win," he said."I know."
Promises"Thank you.""For what?""Not leaving."
Love:Here Today, Gone Tommorow"I love you!"...."Always."....."For now."
Volume Setting: 27But odd numbers bother my OCD!
Sans regrets"I love you." Message not received
-bittersweet poet-writing for love, friends, money.prostitution.
Difference of Opinion"Knockout!" "Eyesore."Knocked out. Sore eye.