Difference of Opinion"Knockout!" "Eyesore."Knocked out. Sore eye.
Parenting For BeginnersNew baby?There's always teething problems.
Decree AbsoluteWe married.Exchanged rings.Fools' gold.
CrowBarGot hammered.Nailed her.Husband saw.
His Big BreakAssigned a non-speaking role.I'm speechless.
Tycho BraheHe studied astronomy. Became a star.
Boys in Blue"Same outfit!""I'm a policeman too..."
Musical ChairsThree women.Three bladders.Two toilets.
TrophiesBronzed skin.Silver coins.Gold-digger wives.
Awkward"She has your eyes!""...Shes adopted..."
Promises"Thank you.""For what?""Not leaving."
Loneliness At 4:03am Tick.Can't. Tock. Tick. Sleep. Tock.
MuteMy voice falters...Time marches on.
Sans regrets"I love you." Message not received
SweetheartFace it: we're on our own.
Love:Here Today, Gone Tommorow"I love you!"...."Always."....."For now."
She promised him forever....Forever never lasts long, does it?
which road have you chosen?Every road has the same Destiny...¿☼?
A tragic love of catsAdorable kittens! Alas, I am allergic...
Here Today, Gone TomorrowIn sickness; in health.We promised.
HilariousKeep on laughing...you'll die first.
Dearly Departed HeartYou're silent. You fool no one.
RecklessHe hurt himself, falling for her.
Unanswered"Can we...?"The question remains unanswered.
...not before I find youLove,Don't die before I do.
Left BehindShe stumbled, but he didn't stop.
Dear DiaryDear DiaryToday wasn't so bad.
Sat Nav Cross- roads.Left road? Wrong road. Cross.