A tall girl, called anapests-and-ink
Found herself starting to shrink.
She needed solutions
To make her ablutions:
Now she takes all her baths in the sink.
Is this a hint that I should be taking my calcium? (You've been talking with my wife, haven't you? )
I love this so much! Not only did you write me a limerick, you used the word 'ablutions' in it. This is possibly the best Christmas present I've ever gotten.
(Unfortunately, I don't think I am the first person to use "ablutions" in a limerick ^^") If this is the best Christmas present you've ever had, then I am indeed sorry for you But I'm thrilled you like it ^^
(And I haven't been talking to your wife. (Noble, noble woman...) But do pay attention to that calcium intake ^^)