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The drone smiled awkwardly at the worker bee.
“So. Your mother has asked me to have a word with you, young…” He paused. “...Buzzelle, is it?”
“Buzza, father!” said the worker bee.
“Oh, yes. Of course.” The drone paused again to clear his throat. “Well, your mother has asked me if I wouldn’t mind having a word about what those silly humans call ‘the birds and the bees’. Or to put it more clearly…” There was another round of throat clearing. “...reproduction.”
“Gosh,” said Buzza.
“Yes, indeed,” said her father. “Now, the fact of the matter is…”
He flitted from one side of the chamber to the other, before facing Buzza again.
“As you’re neither a queen nor a drone, you won’t actually be involved in the continuation of our species at all.”
“Oh.” Buzza looked somewhat taken aback. “I see.” She made to leave.
“No! There’s more!”
The drone then indulged in a rather hefty bit of throat clearing, which turned into a coughing fit.
“Do you want me to bang you on the thorax, father?” called Buzza.
“No, thank you, dear. I’m fine.”
The drone pulled himself together.
“You may already know that as part of your duties you will be collecting pollen from the flowers.”
Buzza nodded. “Yes, father.”
“Well, there’s actually a little more to it.”
The drone seemed to be finding something to Buzza’s right absolutely fascinating.
“You see, as you move from flower to flower, pollen from one flower will be transferred to another. Leading to cross-pollination and then to—” He looked down. “—fertilisation.”
Buzza’s eyes were wide. “You mean—”
The drone rushed on.
“And there’s also the foraging. Once you have located the flowers, there is a dance you have to perform in order to direct the other workers to—” He paused. “Well, I hesitate to use the word ‘orgy’ but...”
“Bloody hell!”
Buzza was beaming.
“So it’s all sex and drugs and rock ‘n’ roll? When can I start?”
Her father smiled weakly.
“I do think it’s perhaps not seemly to be quite so enthusiastic about—”
His wings slumped.
“Oh, what the heck. As long as you’re happy.”
He began to usher Buzza towards the door.
“Run along now, dear.”
He shook his head as he watched her leave.
“I do have twenty thousand more daughters to have this conversation with.”
“So. Your mother has asked me to have a word with you, young…” He paused. “...Buzzelle, is it?”
“Buzza, father!” said the worker bee.
“Oh, yes. Of course.” The drone paused again to clear his throat. “Well, your mother has asked me if I wouldn’t mind having a word about what those silly humans call ‘the birds and the bees’. Or to put it more clearly…” There was another round of throat clearing. “...reproduction.”
“Gosh,” said Buzza.
“Yes, indeed,” said her father. “Now, the fact of the matter is…”
He flitted from one side of the chamber to the other, before facing Buzza again.
“As you’re neither a queen nor a drone, you won’t actually be involved in the continuation of our species at all.”
“Oh.” Buzza looked somewhat taken aback. “I see.” She made to leave.
“No! There’s more!”
The drone then indulged in a rather hefty bit of throat clearing, which turned into a coughing fit.
“Do you want me to bang you on the thorax, father?” called Buzza.
“No, thank you, dear. I’m fine.”
The drone pulled himself together.
“You may already know that as part of your duties you will be collecting pollen from the flowers.”
Buzza nodded. “Yes, father.”
“Well, there’s actually a little more to it.”
The drone seemed to be finding something to Buzza’s right absolutely fascinating.
“You see, as you move from flower to flower, pollen from one flower will be transferred to another. Leading to cross-pollination and then to—” He looked down. “—fertilisation.”
Buzza’s eyes were wide. “You mean—”
The drone rushed on.
“And there’s also the foraging. Once you have located the flowers, there is a dance you have to perform in order to direct the other workers to—” He paused. “Well, I hesitate to use the word ‘orgy’ but...”
“Bloody hell!”
Buzza was beaming.
“So it’s all sex and drugs and rock ‘n’ roll? When can I start?”
Her father smiled weakly.
“I do think it’s perhaps not seemly to be quite so enthusiastic about—”
His wings slumped.
“Oh, what the heck. As long as you’re happy.”
He began to usher Buzza towards the door.
“Run along now, dear.”
He shook his head as he watched her leave.
“I do have twenty thousand more daughters to have this conversation with.”
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Escaping with style
There were no blaring sirens or flashing lights as I dashed down the corridors, but there might as well have been. Data streaming across one side of my goggles told me that I had successfully triggered the alarm when I took the hard drive stack. I knew I had four and a half minutes until the security forces arrived. When I reached the security door I was already sending signals to my devices connected into the system. A crude video relay looped images of the empty corridor into the security camera feeds. The data mining box cut the stream of keyword-laden signals with which it had been scattering the building system’s attention. Grinning at my own ingenuity, I hit the unlock button. How many other thieves would have got in by manipulating the mood of a building’s computer systems? But then, how many other thieves understood the emergent emotional states of high end electronics? This was why I'd been hired. The door failed to hiss open. Frowning, I slapped the button again. Still
Literature
sweaterse
when you've a love
in repose,
all quiets
are woven together.
all worries and
worships and
weathering
kept, cared,
covered.
every summer
warms, every winter
draws closer.
and the silences
sweeter than
heaven.
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A Confluence of Time
October 4th, 2012.
Matthew Lyman stepped outside of the Quik-N'-Easy where he had so disgracefully worked for the last two-and-a-half years. It was early evening, and he was halfway through his afternoon shift. He absentmindedly reached into the pocket of his red and yellow jacket, searching fruitlessly for a pack of cigarettes that were not there. Confused, he scowled and began chastising himself for his forgetfulness. He turned to reenter the dingy, poorly-lit convenience store; running his left hand through his short, dark, unkempt hair; before remembering that he had not forgotten his cigarettes — he had quit two weeks ago, and
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